Fulda Gap

Heading toward the Fulda Gap

We sweep through the Fulda Gap in central Germany, just east of Frankfurt, as we travel from lively Heidelberg to Berlin. The famed German railways have hit hard times, as a (familiar) lack of infrastructural investment over the years has left the tracks and logistical systems unable to keep up with post-pandemic travel, particularly after the introduction of a €50 all-you-can-ride regional train subscription deal introduced recently in Germany. Getting gas and diesel BMWs off the autobahn is a great goal, but maybe a bit more rail investment first would have been a good idea!

Amalia on the Platform in Mannheim

Fortunately, our train is not running more than 5 minutes late so far and, even better, we have not been annihilated by battlefield nukes!

Time Machine: thirty two years ago, this spot was the most likely touchpoint for World War III. During the Cold War (1945-1991), this landscape of valleys and hills and pleasant farmland was essentially the border between NATO (the US and its allies) and the “Warsaw Pact” (the Soviets under Russia). In Santa Monica, war planners under RAND, along with their counterparts throughout the military industrial establishment, painted a terrifying scenario of Soviet tanks flooding west toward Frankfurt and then France. Given the imposing numbers of Soviet tanks (T-72s and their ilk, which vastly outnumbered NATO tanks), the West would have to stop that blitzkrieg through some desperate means. That led to the development of nuclear artillery shells (not an ordinance that gets fired twice), not to mention Apache helicopters and A-10 attack aircraft (both designed to try to slow that Soviet tank onslaught). Almost inevitably, at that point escalation to full-blown nuclear war would end the world (except for the cockroaches, which don’t mind hard radiation so much).

There should be a big museum to commemorate the horrible history that never happened here.

Instead, those same T-72s flooded across the plains of Ukraine, aimed not through the Fulda Gap, but toward Kiev. Shockingly, many of them were then successfully blown apart by Ukraine’s vastly outnumbered defensive forces. World’s still not over, at least for the moment, thank goodness!

I should note that this landscape is also where Napoleon’s French armies swept through when attempting to take over Europe in the 1810s… And where they retreated again after they lost.

It is also where Grandpa Bernie and his US Army compatriots advanced through Germany as they liberated the very few survivors of the Nazi death camps in 1945. (Buchenwald, for example, is about an hour ahead of us on our route to Berlin.)

As we roll on through the former East Germany (German “Democratic” “Republic”), Lil points out the concrete Soviet Brutalist architecture emerging here and there amongst the villages we pass.

History has left its marks in faded, but still legible layers, like a palimpsest.

New Zealand notes, and goodbyes

We had some basic knowledge about New Zealand the way most Americans do — through television. Our favorite Kiwi show is Brokenwood. It’s been on 9 seasons, and airs a season earlier in the US than in its home town. Apparently, it’s not as popular in NZ as it is with us Americans. The Sunday night show were episodes we had seen on a streaming service (Acorn) back home.

Brokenwood is a police procedural, solving murders by local police officers, a detective constable, detective sergeant and of course the senior (chief inspector). It is set in a fictional small town in New Zealand, but the main police station is an actual real building in a town near Auckland. Of course we drove out to get our picture taken in front of it.

In keeping with our police station theme, we then, while staying in Dunedin in the South Island (a city I really loved), did an escape room in the old Dunedin Prison. We have done escape rooms before, but never from an actual prison.

We loved New Zealand, but sadly our Kiwi worldschool module is now over. I declare it a success. We covered lots of New Zealand immigrant history and maritime museums.

Here Sophie learns about the size of a whale’s heart.

A final sail through Auckland harbor a few hours before our flight.

And goodbye New Zealand. Back home for a few weeks and then on to Europe for Module 2!

Scenic South Island (and North Island too)!

Over our years of traveling to many different locations, one specific activity we are always on the lookout for is scenic train rides. We have done scenic train rides in Japan, Norway, Scotland, and Australia. It has become a little bit our thing. One vacation we were passing through Maine and found a scenic train there.

So we randomly ran into a scenic train in the Northland area of New Zealand, near Kawakawa. Clearly a labor of love of the locals, not a lot of tourists. But it was cute.

Then, during a more serious part of our travels, I saw that Dunedin, a university town in South part of the South Island (or the “Deep South” as they call it here) we also saw they had a scenic train ride inland. So we signed up for that.

Well worth the time, beautiful views, even if it was too early in the morning for some.

New Zealand Musings

We had been to New Zealand once before in 2017. I had a full-time, 9-5 job then, so we got away for about 12 days and tried to cover a few key places. We all fell in love with the New Zealand laid back and friendly approach to life. One of the kids, upon finding an elaborate playground in the middle of Wellington with a zip line said “I love this new land. They thought of everything in this new land.” And with that, we were determined to come back for a longer sojourn. Well, we all know what set that back a few years, since New Zealand closed its borders for a couple of years, but we arrived here in June with seven weeks to explore the country. (Spoiler alert: once again, it wasn’t long enough)

Once again, right I away, I noticed the lovely vistas of the country.

A few weeks in, and I had some additional observations that I did not notice the first time around. This country is huge. And there is no one in it. Now, I know it doesn’t feel like that in Auckland or Tauranga but we drove hours and hours in many directions and saw open land, rolling hills, vast farm land, forests, and almost no development. Tiny towns followed by stretches of open road.

New Zealand is basically the size of California. But its population is a little over 5 million. In the whole country. Los Angeles County alone has double that number. If you count the general LA to San Diego swath, it is like 17 million people. Three times the number of people in the whole country of New Zealand. They have like 12 acres per person in New Zealand. In California, we have like 12 feet per person. Here, in New Zealand there is so much open space and land per person that it’s like living in one enormous small town. It is a little hard to describe the vibe.

Other places are just cute, or funky, or beautiful, and in many places they make an effort to incorporate Maori culture.

All told we were here seven weeks this time. And the feeling was unanimous — not long enough!

Playgrounds

It would not be a true narrative of New Zealand adventures without a nod to the New Zealand playgrounds. NZ has the most amazing kid playgrounds. In any and every town. Lots of slides.

Some with zip lines

And some even amazing Steampunk themed ones, in a small town on the South Island known as the steampunk capital of NZ — Oamaru.

This Oamaru playground had the weirdest circular treadmill like contraption. Fun for kids and adults! (Yes, I tried it out!)

And right next door was the steampunk HQ!

Working from wherever, sometimes even from Churches (New Zealand edition)

A lot of people are wondering if Jem and I plan to be on vacation for the next two years. If only. Instead, we are basically picking up second jobs as 7th and 8th grade teachers. Jem did stop teaching his regular course load and go on sabbatical. I joke that he left his college teaching job to become a middle school teacher. (Not really that much of a joke. And not one he finds that funny). He still has other academic-related commitments, but plans to do a lot of the actual teaching during the next two years.

I am maintaining my law practice. I have a lot of experience with remote working going back more than 15 years. In 2006, I thought I wanted to take a break from the law rat race and move to Hawaii. I moved to Hawaii, but never quite left my law practice and clients. In the end, I worked remotely from Hawaii. I used to say my office was wherever my laptop and cell phone were. I was remote working 15 years before it was a thing.

So, I don’t really plan to do anything differently than I have been doing for the past 4 years, other than adjust for time zones. New Zealand isn’t too bad. Some days I might have to start working as early as 5 am local time, but generally, I can have about 4 hours a day of overlap with US business hours. Not like Japan, where I have 0 overlap with U.S. business hours. For the Worldschool part, I am responsible for overseeing Math and foreign language acquisition but I will do that in the several hours a day I will get back since I am no longer driving to school, picking up from school, and taking to and from activities.

Remote working for me is really no different than for anyone else who has embraced a nomadic remote working life. We look for rentals that have work spaces or hotel rooms with a separate room for me to do calls or meetings as needed. Sometimes I really luck out and my workspace is fantastic. This one this summer had an ocean view.

So did the place we stayed in after that:

Weirdly, both locations this summer were across the street/next to churches. Something Sophie picked up on right away: “Why are our houses always next to churches?”

Our third rental of the trip had this across the street:

Weird. I don’t think New Zealand has that many churches, but we just ended up next to some of the few ones they do have. Very pretty ones to boot; at times I felt like I was back in Europe.

Hello. This post is going to be terrible just a heads up.

Hi. This is Amalia. It’s been a while since I was here. Anyways I’m gonna talk about some pictures, I guess.

This photo was taken I think 6 years ago. This was at the skyline in New Zealand, Rotorua. If you’re wondering what Sophie is sitting in, it’s called a luge. Looking at this photo is bringing back a lot of memories. I was so happy and energetic back then :0. We still have that jellybean plush, Sophie has in the photo on her lap, at home. Sophie looks so small too, like 💀.

Our mom said we should recreate the picture so we did that. The place is a lot different but that would be expected since it was years ago. Not only has the place changed but we have also changed a lot as-well. Ok that sounded really cringe please ignore that. As you can tell in the photo I’m wearing my beautiful Dodgers cap 😌. I literally wear it everywhere. To be honest Sophie hasn’t really changed that much. Still as energetic as always.

I’m also wearing my school uniform jacket in that photo ♥️. I love that jacket <3.

This photo was a couple hours later when me and Sophie went to zip-line. I was gonna do it from the start but I didn’t want to go alone so Sophie decided to go with me because our parents were too scared lol. Even though I am terrified of heights, I still did it and it was pretty fun. As you can tell in the photo I did not take off my hat 😌. My final words before I went on the zip line was, and I quote, “If I’m gonna die I’m gonna die with me hat.” You might think I was overreacting, which I probably was, but it was seriously terrifying. It was so high up and if you fell you surely would not survive.

This is the photo of the zip-line. I realize it doesn’t look that high but trust me, that’s only ‘cause of the angle. Absolutely terrifying but at least I was with my hat 👍. Oh and Sophie.

K that’s all bye ✌️.

Carrots Project, by Sophie

(Mr.Google) Carrots originated in modern-day Iran and Afghanistan

(Mr. Google) We believe that we began cultivating carrots around the 12th/13th century

(From History 101) Carrots were very popular also Carrots were commonly placed in tomb just chilling next to the dead Pharaohs

(Birds and Blooms) Full of beta carotene vitamin C and potassium along with tons of vitamin A

(Birds and Blooms) Fun fact even just half a cup of cooked or raw carrots contains about 204% of your recommended daily value.

So, hello. In this post I am going to be talking about the beautiful, delicious, delicacy known as carrots. Yes, carrots. Now, no wonder your parents always tell you to eat them because besides from strengthening your eyes, they give you cat like superpowers. They are also filled with beta carotene, Vitamin C, potassium, along with a but ton of Vitamin A. Also, fun fact, even just half a cup of cooked or raw carrots contains about 204% of your daily recommended value. I don’t know who’s eating a half cup of raw carrots but alright. Oh yeah, the best way to eat carrots is just put it in a pan with a bit of butter then add honey and sugar until the carrots are softened, trust me it may cause diabetes but trust me it’s worth it. (DISCLAIMER: I’m just joking STAY HEALTHY PLEASE)

Now, we believe that we began farming carrots around the 12th/13th century. Originating in modern day Afghanistan. Now isn’t that interesting? Also last fact but I bet you didn’t know that carrots were very popular back then, no like seriously, like carrots were commonly placed in tomb just chilling next to the dead Pharaohs. Carrots in coffins… hmmm…

Containing information from:

“Birds and Blooms” “History 101” and of course “Mr. Google”

Letting Others Get a Word in…

So far, I (Lil) have been narrating our adventures. I have a few more thoughts about New Zealand coming, but in the meantime, the kids have taken a turn at writing blog posts. Not necessarily recounting our adventures, but just taking a stab at whatever inspires them. Stay tuned.